If Ya Cry For War, Ya Oughta Be Willing To Die For War, Right?

Jesus' General is gonna help make sure that the College Republicans realize that they *can* in fact sign up for military duty. Those rascally GOP kids always seem to forget that it's a viable option... strange, huh?

Operation Yellow Elephant will take place outside of (er, I'm guessing they won't let JG inside) the 56th College Republican Biennial Convention over the weekend of June 24th-25th.

College can always wait a year or two, kidlets! Sign up! The Army's having a tough time finding ground warriors these days - don't let this fantastic opportunity pass you by.