Post-Holiday Matching Game!

Hope everyone's getting ready for a nice little drunken New Year's celebration, since I probably won't and will be forced to live vicariously through your upcoming tales of alcoholic overindulgence, police chases, and bail bondsmen. Feel free to email me at mtuffli AT hotmail DOT com with your idiotic entertaining stories.

Okay, so A "caption this picture" post over at Desi's miaculpa blog left me with the distinct impression that the First Lady is trying to look like... well... someone unlike herself. Maybe it's just the wind in her hair, but considering the embarrassing fruitcake she's married to... hell -- at this point I'm not putting a makeover/facelift/disguise past her. I've taken the liberty to amass a small set of strikingly similar images which may or may not be the First Lady; much like FOX News, I'll report (blog, in this case) and let you decide (stare blankly or actually try to guess who's who, in this case).

First, here are the 7 "contestants"... :

(A) Bozo the Clown; (B) Don King; (C) Laura Bush; (D) Bride of Frankenstein; (E) Mr. HeatMiser; (F) Cybill Shepherd; (G) Troll Doll.

Now for the pics:

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See if you can match the names to the photos! Don't be discouraged if you're stuck and can't tell the difference between Laura Bush and the troll thingy that you whirl around in your palms to make its hair fly out -- it's a common error.

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Answers will be posted (if ever) when I feel like it.