"Jim Bob Cooter"

I can't make this shit up.

From the ESPN.com story:

Tennessee backup QB suspended after DUI arrest

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee quarterback Jim Bob Cooter was suspended indefinitely Monday after campus police arrested him on a drunken-driving charge.

That's right. Tennessee. Jim Bob Cooter.

I haven't had a belly-laugh like that for a while. Thank you, ESPN, the University of Tennessee football team and, most of all, Jim Bob Cooter's parents.