Trying To Maintain Rationality

Monday, June 05, 2006

"Jim Bob Cooter"

I can't make this shit up.

From the story:

Tennessee backup QB suspended after DUI arrest

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee quarterback Jim Bob Cooter was suspended indefinitely Monday after campus police arrested him on a drunken-driving charge.

That's right. Tennessee. Jim Bob Cooter.

I haven't had a belly-laugh like that for a while. Thank you, ESPN, the University of Tennessee football team and, most of all, Jim Bob Cooter's parents.


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    your lover Talking Rain.

    By Blogger theothermike, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:33:00 PM  

  • if you are interested in knowing who this is, get your lazy, whiny, madison wisconsin cheeseloving ass back on CSM or NR and help me turn the place back to what it was. It blows without your precious brand of insanity.

    I went away for a while, but am back now.

    Sir Lyeo

    By Blogger theothermike, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:35:00 PM  



    By Blogger EconAtheist, at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 5:23:00 PM  

  • Where have you been?
    no bloggin for a while...
    jim bob cooter...
    I bet his parents are Betty Jo and Billy Bob.

    By Blogger Shelly, at Tuesday, July 04, 2006 8:01:00 PM  

  • Hey Shelly -

    I've been a busy little beaver. New job at the VA; I work mornings, now... that and I've run out of shit to say.


    By Blogger EconAtheist, at Saturday, July 08, 2006 5:17:00 PM  

  • I met Jim Bob Cooter once, sorta. My younger brother was something of a hot-shot High School QB, tho nothin' serious, but he got invited down to see the Tennessee spring game, and me and my pops went down with him, and it happened to be my birthday. We got posters handed to us upon arrival, and were taken to the b-ball arena for an autograph session, so of course me and my bro went right past all the studs on the Vols. Arian Foster? Erik Ainge? Robert Meachem? No thanks, there's only one man to autograph my poster: Jim Bob. Signed right over his profile pic on the poster. I didn't stop laughing about that all day, even if it was internal laughter. God bless the Cooter family.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, October 02, 2008 7:04:00 AM  

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