"Jim Bob Cooter"
From the ESPN.com story:
Tennessee backup QB suspended after DUI arrest
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee quarterback Jim Bob Cooter was suspended indefinitely Monday after campus police arrested him on a drunken-driving charge.
That's right. Tennessee. Jim Bob Cooter.
I haven't had a belly-laugh like that for a while. Thank you, ESPN, the University of Tennessee football team and, most of all, Jim Bob Cooter's parents.