Which (R) Do You Want To Fall Into A Manhole, First?

If you were to pick any Republican member of:

*the House,
*the Senate,
*governor,
*state representative,
*or the administrative branch

to be the first to take a -- TELEVISED -- spill into an open manhole, which one would you pick? No physical harm would ensue; the only damage would come from any psychological harm associated with the embarrassment.

I'll pick Tom DeLay, just... because.

I'd enjoy that. =)