Pigs Seen Flying

Ok. Newsmax.com (that's right: newsmax.com the unapologetic neoconservative suckhole embarrassment to journalism) writer, John LeBoutillier, had this to say, last week:

"It is clear that total incompetence and fraud dominates this administration."

[carbonated water shooting out of nose] * tingly *

... oh really, doctor?

[shaking head]

I won't soon forget how long it's taken the BushieBacker asshats to jump ship. In fact - let's all make sure that no one does, so this kind of crap never happens again.

[still shaking head]

In other news parodytainmentnews: Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?

I still feel dirty for linking to a Newsmax article. Someone lick me.