Trying To Maintain Rationality

Monday, July 04, 2005

A New And More Apt Preamble To Our Constitution

My gift to the nation for its 229th Big Day is the following, less-vague preamble to the document upon which we obstensibly base our existence. Perhaps it'll help eliminate any muddy interpretations about the intent of our Constitution. As follows:

We the Sheeple of the United States, Inc., in order to form a less democratic union, disassemble [that means "to lie" :| ...] justice, ensure tranquilized domestics, provide for the defense contractors, promulgate corporate welfare, and bless the security of our posteriors at the expense of our personal liberties, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States, Inc., of America.

Okay. I think that clears up everything.

2 Comments:

  • Sounds about right to me!

    All our historic documents are about ready for updating, at least that's what I gather from the present administraton. That Constitution is giving them just too much trouble, that is when they notice it. Most times it just gets kicked under the rug and ignored. If the, far out of this world, right get their way, we'll be giving the Constitution a holy make-over real soon. Holy eye against the gay guy and women too.

    By Anonymous pissed off patricia, at Tuesday, July 05, 2005 3:31:00 PM  

  • Jiminy crickets - a Blondesense contributor at my little abode! I'm not worthy. *seriously - I'm not*

    Well, thank you. I put a whole lot of effort into it, as you can see. =|

    By Blogger EconAtheist, at Tuesday, July 05, 2005 10:50:00 PM  

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